Monday, January 5, 2009

yyeeeaaahhh... about '08?


Of course I have to say the creation of the Iphone and the Wii and PS3. Also Halo 3 was awesome. There was much done in the gaming industry in the year of 2008. But also there was one thing that knocked it flat on it's keister. The ultimate video gaming sin was commited by the once-nobel company of Nintendo. They released an officialy frowned-apon series:


Imagine [insert profession here]

Now I have to insert a hilarious 2008 SNL joke here to: Really? with Joey L. Really Nintendo? Release a game where you can "plan a wedding" or "train dogs and help endangered animals" only to then crush hearts of little girl when they figure out that their career path will most likely go a little something like this: first job, fast food place drive-thru worker or super market casheer, second job, some job that involves selling stuff at a Hot Topic or a Zumizes, third job, a little more high brow: an office sales person/customer service hotline worker or secretary, Last job: most likely a banker or a worker at a crafts store. Really Nintendo?
P.S. Ubisoft: this is an all time low for you tisk tisk.... TISK I SAY!



(credit given to SNL for REALLY? with Seth and Amy, Apple for making the Iphone, Sony for making the PS3 and Nintendo for making the Wii but no thanks for Imagine [insert career here])

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